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Gotcha! Happy April Fools’ Day from The Good Stuff Botanicals!

No Wolverines Were Milked in the Making of This Cream

While we’ve had a bit of fun imagining a world where wolverine milk fuels your skin’s unstoppable resilience, we want to assure you that our commitment to real, earth-derived skincare is no joke. No feral creatures were involved—just the power of nature’s finest ingredients, crafted to nourish, protect, and restore your skin.

So, while you won’t be gaining supernatural survival skills from our moisturizer, you will be treating your skin to the best that nature has to offer. Ready for the real deal? Click below to shop The Good Stuff Botanicals—where the only wild thing is how good your skin will feel. No gimmicks, just greatness.


After our little April Fools’ jest, why not treat yourself to something real? Click here to shop our authentic skincare collection at The Good Stuff Botanicals. Discover products that are as honest and effective as nature itself. No tricks, just the treasure of truly good stuff for your skin. Dive into our world of natural beauty and find your perfect skincare match today!

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Introducing: Wolverine Milk Moisturizer
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Wolverines don’t age, they just get angrier. That’s why we’ve extracted their rare, ultra-nutritious milk—collected at great personal risk—to create the most intense moisturizer ever made. Rich in wild omega-9s, primal peptides, and feral resilience, this cream is designed for battle-hardened skin that refuses to crack, flake, or show weakness.

 


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Why Wolverine Milk?

Repairs everything—from dry skin to your dignity after a bad decision.
Hyper-Adaptive Moisture—because if a wolverine can survive a blizzard, so can your face.
Barrier Protection Like No Other—literally, nothing gets through this stuff.
Fury-Activated Ingredients—the angrier you get, the better it works.
Wilderness-Grade Resilience – Repairs everything—dryness, rough patches, and even your will to conquer Mondays.
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?️ For Those Who Demand More Whether you’re braving the elements, wrestling grizzlies (not recommended), or just trying to survive another Montana winter, Wolverine Milk Moisturizer has your back. Only the fiercest survive—and only the fiercest deserve this cream.

⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include increased confidence, spontaneous backwoods adventures, and an inexplicable urge to stare down a snowstorm.

Available for a limited time (or until our extraction team recovers). Don’t wait—get yours before the wolverines find out what we’ve done.