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How to Not Shrivel Up Like a Raisin This Winter (The Less-Obvious Edition)

How to Not Shrivel Up Like a Raisin This Winter (The Less-Obvious Edition)

Posted by Maranda Johnson on 11th Feb 2025

Winter is here, and if you’re feeling drier than a Thanksgiving turkey that got left in the oven too long, it’s time for some intervention. You already know to drink water and turn on a humidifier, but let’s be real—your skin needs more. Enter: science, humor, and a little magic in a jar (aka Gypsy Cream).

1. Befriend Fat—Inside and Out

Your skin barrier is basically made of lipids (fats), and when it gets compromised, it’s like an old picket fence with missing slats—stuff leaks out, bad stuff gets in, and suddenly, you’re flaking like a croissant. Eating omega-rich foods (salmon, walnuts, and avocado) helps build that fence from the inside. On the outside? Slather on Gypsy Cream, which is loaded with hemp seed oil—nature’s perfect balance of omega-3 and omega-6 fatty acids. Because if your skin isn’t absorbing the good fats, what is it even doing with its life?

2. Shower Like a Reasonable Person, Not a Lobster

Hot showers in winter are pure bliss. They’re also skin’s worst nightmare. Scalding water strips your natural oils like a bad DIY chemical peel, leaving you dry, itchy, and regretful. Keep it warm (not boiling) and seal in moisture immediately after stepping out. Gypsy Cream locks in hydration while its raw beeswax content works as a humectant, pulling moisture into your skin instead of letting it escape like your willpower around holiday cookies.

3. Sleep Like You’re Marinating

Skin repairs itself overnight, which is why night creams exist. But instead of slathering on a mystery potion full of unpronounceable ingredients, let’s give your skin something it actually recognizes. Hemp seed oil, Shea Butter, and Montana mineral water (hello, trace minerals!) in Gypsy Cream work together to restore balance while you sleep. Think of it like a deep-conditioning treatment for your face—except no one will judge you if you also use it on your elbows, knees, and that random dry patch on your ankle.

4. Dress Like You Have a Crush on Your Own Skin

If your skin had a Tinder bio in winter, it would say: “Looking for a barrier—no flakes, just hydration.” Scratchy wool sweaters feel cozy but can be as gentle as sandpaper on dry skin. Layer up with soft, breathable fabrics underneath, and let your skin stay calm instead of angrily shedding like a snake mid-molt. Bonus tip: Gypsy Cream doubles as an anti-irritation barrier, so if you must wear itchy fabrics, apply a layer first to keep your skin from filing a complaint.

5. Talk Nice to Your Skin (No, Really)

Skin listens. No, this isn’t some woo-woo manifestation thing (okay, maybe a little). Science backs this up: stress releases cortisol, which weakens your skin barrier and leads to more dryness. Instead of glaring at yourself in the mirror saying, “Ugh, I’m so flaky,” try, “Wow, look at me, staying hydrated and radiant.” Then reinforce that self-love with a healthy dose of Gypsy Cream. Because hydration + positivity = the ultimate glow-up. Manifestation meets moisturization—it’s a win-win.


Long story short? Treat your skin and yourself with kindness. Give it what it actually needs (omega-rich moisture, protection, and a break from boiling water torture), and it’ll thank you by looking radiant, healthy, and way less reptilian.

Now go forth and glow.... and get some GYPSY CREAM!